I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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