i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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