Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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