Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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