its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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