i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Bring me that man meat
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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