We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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