yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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