why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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