Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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