He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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