he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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