we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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