i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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