How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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