doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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