Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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