just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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