We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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