So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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