belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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