out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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