Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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