all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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