i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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