I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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