yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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