she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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