She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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