so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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