Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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