Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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