after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Congratulations! We have a period
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
