I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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