I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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