would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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