To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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