I didn't shave. On purpose
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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