go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
the room spins SO much faster in panama
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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