Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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