I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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