Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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