4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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