First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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