I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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