I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
They took my balls.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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