That's intense
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
