just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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