I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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