You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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