Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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